L.A. resident Mr. Gaspar funks up street jams in all of his fat glory. Ok, ok, ok, it’s not nice to knock overweight people, but truth be known: plump djs GROOVE. Another DJ and I once theorized that if a beat can make a Samoan shake then the shit is hot. The rotund DJs know this; if they can dance to it anyone can. If you don’t believe me check out Mr. Gaspar’s Nelly rework below and pick up more at his myspace. Also, here’s my top 3 jelly-rolled jockeys of all time…
1. DJ Sneak

2. Boo Williams

3. Biz Markie (Sorry, DJ AM, you didn’t make the cut. Even if you’re on your deathbed you can’t act like you were never fat)

I’ve been bangin’ mixes and chop-ups of the notorious Soulja Girl for a while now and the crazy bitch is starting to work my nerves, but I’ve finally found a mix that works with all. It comes from the vaults of LA’s mash-up kings, Ludachrist. Head over to worshipludachrist.com and become a disciple. And if you’re unfamiliar with the YouTube all-star Soulja Girl then take a peek.